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Redneck Test

Discussion in 'The Okie Corral' started by Eric, Jan 25, 2013.

  1. Cream Soda Kid

    Cream Soda Kid

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    "There's no place that I'd rather be than right here
    With my redneck, white socks and blue ribbon beer
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    ---Johnny Russell :wavey:
     
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  3. Mr Spock

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  4. countrygun

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    is that redneck code for something?

    "So, after I tagged her behind the barn, I found out she was my second cousin.........that week"
     
  5. Mr Spock

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    Lol!

    Not quite... It's easiest in Tapatalk to follow a thread if I've participated. And I do intend to follow this thread. My family resembles several jokes so far and the rest is indeed pertinent to my interests.

    :)
     
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  6. Mr Spock

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    BTW - Eric, I don't mean to be a touchy-feely crybaby pansy, but what if I find the term redneck to be offensive??? I take great panty wadding, er, um... I mean, I take great offense to this thread. Redneck is OUR word. We can use it but you people can't. You Yankee cracker.


    Ok. Just kidding. Carry on... :)
     
  7. Dennis in MA

    Dennis in MA Get off my lawn

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    Masswholes are far more annoyin den yer average Redneck. The accent alone is screeching. And I LIVE HERE! Dear lord. It sounds like some of them ahh wickit retahdid.

    The funniest is the Cali accent that SNL is using now. Watching Christina Applegate say "Buh. . . Nahnahz!" was pretty funny. But after a 5 min skit, I hope no one else EVER talks like that.
     
  8. Eric

    Eric Big Giant Head Staff Member Admin Silver Member

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    I was born in Arizona, raised in Texas and live in Texas now. The only time I have ever spent in the north, Uncle Sugar was paying me to carry a gun. So keep your touchy away from my feely, you backwoods hick.:supergrin: Eric
     
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    Jeff Foxworthy joke.

    Sophisticated people buy insurance policies.
    Rednecks buy lottery tickets.

    Now the painful part.
    When my mom died we found a small box that was labeled Insurance. It contained two identical stacks of Idaho State lottery tickets. One to pay out to me and one for my sister.
     
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    Redneck foreplay: "Psssst, hey sis, you wake???"

    :supergrin:
     
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    Kingarthurhk Isaiah 53:4-9

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    I resmeble that remark.:rofl:
     
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    Kingarthurhk Isaiah 53:4-9

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    Darn, and I thought I had the "winders" closed.:supergrin:
     
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    I've had a rooster in my bathtub for the last three days. I guess I should stop pretending to be something I'm not...
     
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    Oh...


    Posted using Outdoor Hub Campfire
     
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    Kingarthurhk Isaiah 53:4-9

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    Redneck cake


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    Redneck high fashion (marriage).

    Around here camo is considered fashion.:supergrin:
     
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    Around here it's woodchucks, nasty things. Beaver is scarce and I hear they bite lower.
     
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    What a coincidence... I've visited NYC and a few other northern places, and the only way you'd get me back there is if you paid me, and even then I'd damn sure want to carry a gun. I much prefer the West or the South...

    You're a Texan, so you're good people. I take back that Yankee Cracker comment - the Yankee part, at least.

    If you could see where I grew up... we had to drive an hour out just to get TO the backwoods... :tongueout:
     
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    If you keep a rooster in a bathtub, which is inside your home and working, you might be a redneck.
     
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    If your wife tells you to "shift the transmission"....so she can use the bath tub......
     
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    What's a woodchuck? Is that some invasive species from China? :tongueout: