The latest strategy to drive the Taliban out of the mountains of Afghanistan is to send in a team of Redneck Special Forces. Billy Bob, Bubba Dean, and Cooter are being sent in and told five things: 1. The limit is two. 2. The season ended last weekend. 3. They taste just like chicken. 4. They don't like beer, pickup trucks, or country music. 5. Some are queer. That should just about do it.