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Redneck Special Forces

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by MrKandiyohi, Aug 9, 2002.

  1. MrKandiyohi

    MrKandiyohi Millennium Member

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    The latest strategy to drive the Taliban out of the mountains of Afghanistan is to send in a team of Redneck Special Forces.

    Billy Bob, Bubba Dean, and Cooter are being sent in and told five things:


    1. The limit is two.

    2. The season ended last weekend.

    3. They taste just like chicken.

    4. They don't like beer, pickup trucks, or country music.

    5. Some are queer.


    That should just about do it.
     
  2. thisaway

    thisaway

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    ...numbers 6 and 7:

    6) They don't eat barbecue.
    7) They are responsible for Dale Earnhardt's death.

    ;c
     

  3. glockfoo2u

    glockfoo2u foo Glockfoo

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    Yall say rednek likes its a bad thang. doesn't ya no that da "R" word is a not P.C.;f
     
  4. Dogman

    Dogman Getting Senior

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    Should we call them unshod, inbred, pork rind eatn', lattitudinally deficient, trailer park dwelling, "Y'all watch this" spoutn', "BassMasters" watchn' Americans instead?
     
  5. Dead Man's Hand

    Dead Man's Hand No Way to Win

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    #8: Them ragheads family here in the states are the reason your paying $5 bucks a can for Copenhagen.

    #9: They got your beer.
     
  6. kestrou

    kestrou Pin Member #4

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    10. They (too!) think your sister looks good! :)

    kestrou
     
  7. eisman

    eisman ARGH! CLM

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    11. Jacklighting is legal.
     
  8. Originalsin

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    What is jacklighting?
     
  9. MrKandiyohi

    MrKandiyohi Millennium Member

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    It's spotlighting game animals to see them at night in order to shoot them.

    Very illegal.

    BTW, thanks for the wayback machine. :)
     
  10. vafish

    vafish

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    that's right



    Political Correctness…..

    Just keeping you posted so you will not embarrass yourself.

    Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading in America, those of us in Alabama, Georgia, Tennessee, North Carolina, Virginia, West Virginia and Kentucky will no longer be Referred to as "HILLBILLIES" or "Rednecks."

    You must now refer to us as: APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS.

    Thank you!
     
  11. Originalsin

    Originalsin

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    Cheers!

    Anytime.
     
  12. Hucklebarry

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    Finally! I'm hyphenated! :supergrin: