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Redneck Medical Terms

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by ChuteTheMall, May 27, 2004.

  1. ChuteTheMall

    ChuteTheMall Wallbuilder and Weapon Bearer

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    Here are definition questions and their answers from the exam to
    become a doctor at the Redneck School Of Medicine:

    1. Artery..........................The study of painting

    2. Bacteria........................Back door to cafeteria

    3. Barium.........................When doctors make mistakes

    4. Bowel...........................A letter like a, e, i, o, u

    5. Caesarian Section..........A district in Rome
    6. Cauterize......................Make eye contact with her

    7. Coma...........................Punctuation mark

    8. Cat scan.......................Searching for kitty

    9. Congenital....................Friendly

    10. Dilate.........................To live long
    11. Enema........................Not a friend

    12. Genital........................Not Jewish

    13. High Colonic................Jewish holiday

    14. Impotent.....................Important and well known

    15. Labor Pain...................Getting hurt at work
    16. Medical Staff................A Doctor's walking stick

    17. Morbid.........................Make another bid

    18. Nitrate.........................Much cheaper than day rate

    19. Out patient...................A patient who has fainted

    20. Papsmear....................Fatherhood test

    21. Pelvis..........................Cousin of Elvis

    22. Post operative..............Letter deliveryman

    23. Recovery Room............Place to do upholstery

    24. Rectum........................Damn near killed 'em

    25. Rheumatic....................Thinking of love
    26. Secretion......................Hiding something

    27. Seizure..........................Marc Anthony's friend

    28. Tablet............................Small table

    29. Terminal Illness..............Getting sick at the airport

    30. Tumor............................More than one

    31. Urine..............................Opposite of you're out

    32. Varicose.........................Very, very close

    33. Vein...............................Conceited

    34. Benign............................After you be 8 years old
     
  2. VANMAN

    VANMAN

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