A redneck couple had just been married and went to an expensive hotel for their honeymoon. The groom went to the front desk and asked for a room, saying, "This is a very special 'casion. It's our weddin' night and we need your BEST room with a strong bed." The clerk winked and asked, "Do you want the bridal?" The redneck fellow thought about it for a minute and then replied, "No, I guess not. I'll just hold on to her ears 'til she gets used to it."