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Redneck High Tech

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Tacnaidayu, Aug 23, 2006.

  1. Tacnaidayu

    Tacnaidayu

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    Naturally, humorists - we think that’s what they’re called - have figured out a way to connect the classic redneck, if such there be, to technology through this glossary, which appears on a birthday card produced by Leanin’ Tree in Boulder, Colorado:

    Reboot - What you do when yer done scratchin’ yer feet.
    Hardware - Nuts, bolts, nails, screws, etc.
    Server - That feller who doles out the beans.
    Spread Sheet - One way of fertilizin’ a field.
    Point and Click - What happens when yer gun misfires.
    Cell Phone - What you use to make yer one call from prison.
    3.5-inch Floppy - The droppin’ of a really small cow.
    Microchip - That same droppin’ after it’s been sittin’ out in the sun for a spell.
    Hard Drive - A truck with two flat tires, stripped gears and a burnt-out clutch.
     
  2. DriBak

    DriBak GUNS UP Millennium Member

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