Naturally, humorists - we think thats what theyre called - have figured out a way to connect the classic redneck, if such there be, to technology through this glossary, which appears on a birthday card produced by Leanin Tree in Boulder, Colorado: Reboot - What you do when yer done scratchin yer feet. Hardware - Nuts, bolts, nails, screws, etc. Server - That feller who doles out the beans. Spread Sheet - One way of fertilizin a field. Point and Click - What happens when yer gun misfires. Cell Phone - What you use to make yer one call from prison. 3.5-inch Floppy - The droppin of a really small cow. Microchip - That same droppin after its been sittin out in the sun for a spell. Hard Drive - A truck with two flat tires, stripped gears and a burnt-out clutch.