Redneck Computer Terms

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  1. Blitzer

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    The communist's play ground of OHIO
    Redneck Computer Terms . . .
    Bar Code Them's the fight'n rules down at the local tavern.

    Backup What you do when you run across a skunk in the woods

    Bug The reason you gave for calling in sick Byte What your pit bull done to cousin Jethro

    Cache Needed when you run out of food stamps

    Chip Pasture muffins you try not to step in

    Terminal Time to call the undertaker

    Crash When you go to Junior's party uninvited

    Digital The art of counting on your fingers

    Diskette Female Disco dancer

    Fax What you lie about to the IRS

    Hacker Uncle Leroy after 32 years of smoking

    Hardcopy Picture looked at when selecting tattoos

    Internet Where cafeteria workers put their hair

    Keyboard Where you hang the keys to the John Deere

    Mac Big Bubba's favorite food

    Megahertz How your head feels after 17 beers

    Modem What ya did when the grass and weeds got too tall

    Mouse Pad Where Mickey and Minnie live

    Network Scoop'n up a big fish before it breaks the line

    Online Where to stay when taking the sobriety test

    ROM Where the Pope lives

    Screen Helps keep the skeeters off the porch

    Serial Port A red wine you drink with breakfast

    Superconductor Amtrak's employee of the year

    SCSI What you call your week old underwear