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redneck breakdown

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by ChuteTheMall, Jul 12, 2004.

  1. ChuteTheMall

    ChuteTheMall Wallbuilder and Weapon Bearer

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    There was this redneck from Northern Alabama who had a flat tire and
    he pulled off on the side of the road and he proceeded to put a
    bouquet of flowers on the front of the car and a bouquet of flowers
    behind the car.

    Then he got back into the car to wait.

    A passerby studied the scene as he drove by and was so curious that he
    turned around and went back.
    He got out of his car and asks the Redneck what the problem was?
    The Redneck replied, "Gotta flat tar!"
    In response the passerby ask; "But what's with the flowers?!"
    The Redneck responded; "When you break down, they always tell you to
    put flares in the front and flares in the back! But I ain't never
    understood it neither!"
     
  2. walkin man

    walkin man

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    Hey I think I know this guy. He's the chief.

    walkin man