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Redneck Baptism

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Dec 22, 2003.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    REDNECK BAPTISM

    Before performing a baptism, the priest
    approached the young father and said solemnly,
    "Baptism is a serious step. Are you prepared for
    it?"

    "I think so," the man replied. "My wife has made
    appetizers and we have a caterer coming to
    provide plenty of cookies and cakes for all of our
    guests."

    "I don't mean that," the priest responded. "I mean,
    are you prepared spiritually?"

    "Oh, sure," came the reply. "I've got a keg of beer
    and a case of whiskey."
     
  2. duckslayer79

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    Take Care
    "duck"