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Red Phone

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Jan 9, 2004.

  1. okie

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    A visitor to the vatican met with the Pope and noticed a red phone sitting on his desk.
    What's that for?, he asked.
    "Oh, that's the direct line to the Lord" said the Pope.

    The visitor said, "Wow, how much is a call?"
    The Pope answered, "$2,000 per minute."

    A few days later the same visitor met the Israeli Prime Minister and noticed a red phone on his desk.

    "What's that for?", he asked. "Oh, that's the direct line to the Lord" said the Prime Minister.
    The visitor asked "How much is a call?"
    The Prime Minister said "20 cents per minute."

    The astonsished visitor said, "It can't be. I just saw the Pope who said a call to the Lord is $2,000 per minute."

    The Prime Minister answered, "That was long distance, here the Lord is just a local call."