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Recently while going through an airport during one of his many trips,

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    lethal tupperwa

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    Moses

    Recently while going through an airport during one of his many trips,
    President Bush encountered a man with long hair, wearing a white robe,
    and sandals, holding a staff.
    President Bush went up to the man and said, "Aren't you Moses?" The man
    never answered but just kept staring straight ahead.
    Again the President said, "Moses!" in a loud voice. The man just kept
    staring ahead, never answering the President.
    Bush pulled a Secret Service agent aside and pointing to the robed man
    asked him, "Doesn't that man look like Moses to you?"

    The Secret Service agent agreed. "Well," said the President, "Every time
    I say his name he just keeps staring straight ahead and refuses to
    speak.
    Watch!" Again the President yelled,"Moses!" and again the man stared
    ahead and didn't answer.
    The Secret Service agent went up to the man in the white robe and
    whispered, "You look just like Moses. Are you Moses?" The man leaned
    over and whispered back ...

    "Yes, I am Moses. However, the last time I talked to a bush I spent 40
    years wandering in the desert, and ended up leading my people to the
    only spot in the entire Middle East where there is no oil."