A man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the bar and asks for a beer. "Certainly, sir, that'll be 1 cent." "ONE CENT!" exclaimed the guy, the barman replied, "Yes." So the guy glances over the menu and asks, "Could I have a nice, juicy T-bone steak,with chips and peas and a fried egg?" "Certainly sir," replies the bartender "And that will be all of 4 cents." "FOUR CENTS!" exclaims the guy, "Where's the fellow who owns this place?" The bartender replied, "Upstairs with my wife." The guy says, "What's he doing with your wife?" The bartender replies, "Same as I'm doing to his business."