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Reality In Marriage

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Oct 19, 2003.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    This couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband, although
    very much in love, couldn't wait to go into town, tease the barmaids and
    party with his old buddies, so he says to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be
    right back..."


    "Where are you going coochy cooh...?", asked the wife. "I'm going to
    the bar, pretty face. I'm going to have a beer."


    The wife says to him, "You want a beer my love?" Then she opens the
    door to the refrigerator and shows him 25 different kinds of beer,
    brands from 12 different countries: Germany, Holland, Japan, India,
    etc.


    The husband doesn't know what to do, and the only thing that he can
    think of saying is, "Yes, loolie loolie... but the bar.... you know...
    the frozen glass...". He didn't get to finish the sentence, when the
    wife interrupts him by saying, "You want a frozen glass puppy face"?
    She takes a huge beer mug out of the freezer so frozen that she was
    getting chills holding it.


    The husband, looking a bit pale, says, "Yes, tootsie roll, but at the
    bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious...I won't
    be long. I'll be right back. I promise. OK?"


    "You want hors d'oeuvres poochi pooh?" She opens the oven and takes
    out 15 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in a
    blanket, mushroom caps, pork strips, etc.


    "But sweet honey...at the bar...you know...the swearing, the dirty
    words and all that..."


    The wife looks at him and said: "You want some dirty words cutie pie?
    SIT THE FREAK DOWN - DRINK YOUR FREAKIN' BEER IN YOUR FROZEN FREKIN' MUG
    - EAT YOUR FREKIN' SNACKS - YOU AREN'T GOING TO THE FREKIN' BAR !!!
    GOT IT, BUTTHOLE ?!?!"
     
  2. Dennis in MA

    Dennis in MA Get off my lawn

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    Hmmm. My wife did all that, I'd chain myself to her.
     

  3. vafish

    vafish

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    Really by the time she came out with the Frosty Mug I'd shut up and stay home.
     
  4. JHS

    JHS Millennium Member

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    What a woman! They don't really make those ya'know.:(