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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Nowhere Man, May 11, 2007.

  1. Nowhere Man

    Nowhere Man

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    Location:
    North Port, FL
    FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
    8 years old. Hateful little dog. Bites.



    FREE PUPPIES:
    1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.



    FREE PUPPIES...
    Mother, AKC German Shepherd.
    Father, Super Dog...able to leap tall fences in a single bound.



    FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG.
    Looks like a rat ... been out a while.
    Better be a reward.


    COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.
    Also 1 gay bull for sale.


    NORDIC TRACK
    $300 Hardly used, call Chubby.

    GEORGIA PEACHES
    California grown - 89 cents lb.

    JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
    Must sell washer and dryer $300.

    WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE .
    WORN ONCE BY MISTAKE.
    Call Stephanie.


    AND THE BEST ONE :


    FOR SALE BY OWNER:
    Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes
    Excellent condition
    $1,000 or best offer
    No longer needed, got married last month.
    Wife knows everything.
     
  2. StockGlock23

    StockGlock23 Hilarious!

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    Location:
    Bremen, IN
    FOR SALE:
    Skydiving parachute
    Used once
    Never opened
    Slightly stained