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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Glockrunner, Feb 1, 2006.

  1. Glockrunner

    Glockrunner HOOYA DEEPSEA

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    Fifteen days ago, I read that smoking can kill you;
    So the next day I stopped smoking.


    Twelve days ago, I read that too much red meat can kill you;
    So the next day I stopped eating red meat.


    Eight days ago, I read that drinking can kill you;
    So the next day I stopped drinking.


    Just yesterday, I read that having sex can kill you;
    So this morning I stopped reading.