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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Jan 18, 2006.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Fifteen days ago, I read that smoking can kill you;
    So the next day I stopped smoking . . . . . . .


    Twelve days ago, I read that too much red meat can kill you;
    So the next day I stopped eating red meat . . . . . . .


    Eight days ago, I read that drinking can kill you;
    So the next day I stopped drinking . . . . . . .


    Just yesterday, I read that having sex can kill you;
    So this morning I stopped reading . . . . . .
     
  2. DTQ

    DTQ c8h10n4o2 me

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    +1

    Nobody gets out alive anyway!

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  3. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    You have spoken the truth my friend;f
     
  4. Road Dog

    Road Dog Senior Member Millennium Member

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    LOL why would you want to live longer if you have to give all that stuff up??!!