Reading Material Arrived

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  1. teeceetx

    teeceetx

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    Well, just for the pictures actually. My wife's catalogues arrive daily. Among my favorites are "Venus" and "Agent Provocateur". Seriously hot women in those pages, and some awfully sexy clothing!
     
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    I still remember the Alden's Catalog from early 70's. It had a much better selection of push-up bras than the Sears Roebuck version.
     
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    RichardB Matthew 25:31-46

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    Have you ever watched QVC when they are modeling bras? They are not Twiggies.

    Sent from my SM-G920V using Tapatalk
     
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    Venus sends out SO MANY freaking stupid catalogs. I don't even think my wife has ordered from them but I swear they send one every week. Constantly throwing them away
     
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  5. Hannie Caulder

    Hannie Caulder Diva extraordinaire

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    So does your wife know you're stealing her mail?
     
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    It's just a rumor, but I've heard there are dirty pictures on the Internet these days...
     
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    This, I didn't know catalogs were still a thing
     
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    Never stole them. Simply peruse them while they were on the table. But can you blame me??!
     
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    More importantly, does she know why you are stealing it?
     
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    Cooter!! Permanent Noob

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    I heard those magazines are a gateway to harder stuff.

    You'll be going outside and looking at real women soon and someday you might actually get to TALK to one:aodnsb:.


    :cat:
     
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    When I was a kid, it was the Sears catalog and National Geographic.
     
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    My wife, for some reason, gets irked with Dillon's Blue Press Girl. She doesn't have a problem with my guns, and she'll watch shows & movies with me with scenes that could almost be cut from a porn flick, but the Blue Press Girl is somehow an issue???
     
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  13. Hannie Caulder

    Hannie Caulder Diva extraordinaire

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    Seriously? Without them I would be unemployed.

    Most of them are both mailed and on-line.



    No LOL.
     
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    Ha-Ha....can you tell us what catalog and what page???

    I ordered a pair of LL Bean boots last year, and now I get one of their little catalogs almost every week.
     
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    Hmmmm, I wonder ... is Hannie in either of the two catalogues I referenced?