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Re-marry

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Alex_Knight, Nov 25, 2003.

  1. Alex_Knight

    Alex_Knight

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    WIFE: "If I died first, would you remarry?"

    HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"

    WIFE: "Why not - don't you like being married?"

    HUSBAND: "Of course I do."

    WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"

    HUSBAND: "Okay, I'd get married again."

    WIFE: "You would? (with a hurtful look on her face)."

    HUSBAND: (makes audible groan).

    WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"

    HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"

    WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"

    HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."

    WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"

    HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."
     
  2. okie

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    Thats to damn funny Alex;f ;a
     

  3. Alex_Knight

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    I don't post many jokes, but I liked that one.



    Thanks OKIE ! ! ! ^c