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Ray & Bessie

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by VANMAN, May 28, 2004.

  1. VANMAN

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    An elderly couple, Ray & Bessie are snowbirds in Texas. Ray always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots. Seeing some on sale one day, he buys them and wears them home, walking proudly.
    He walks into the house and says to Bessie, "Notice anything different about me?"

    Bessie looks him over and says, "Nope".

    Frustrated, Ray storms off into the bathroom, undresses, and walks back into the room, completely naked except for his new boots.
    Again he asks, a little louder this time, "Notice anything different now??"

    Bessie looks up and says, "Ray, what's different? It's hanging down now, it was hanging down yesterday, and it will be hanging down tomorrow."

    Furious, Ray yells, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN, BESSIE? iT'S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!!"

    To which Bessie replies, "Shoulda bought a hat, Ray, shoulda bought a hat."