Random thoughts

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Nowhere Man, Jul 14, 2005.

  1. Nowhere Man

    Nowhere Man

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    COWS:

    Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our government
    can track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the
    stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington, and they tracked
    her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million
    illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give them
    all a cow.


    CONSTITUTION:

    They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't we
    just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys,
    it's worked for over 200 years and we're not using it anymore.


    TEN COMMANDMENTS:

    The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a Courthouse?
    You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not Commit
    Adultery" and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers,
    judges and politicians...It creates a hostile work environment.




    And Last but not least.....

    George Carlin said it best about Martha Stewart ..
    "Boy, I feel a lot safer now that she's behind bars. O.J. Simpson and
    Kobe Bryant are still walking around; Osama Bin Laden too, but they
    take the one woman in America willing to cook, clean, and work in the
    yard, and haul her *** off to jail."