random thoughts

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  1. lethal tupperwa

    lethal tupperwa

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    Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.
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    I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.
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    There is a great need for sarcasm font.
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    Sometimes, I'll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and suddenly realize I had no idea what the heck was going on when I first saw it.
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    How the heck are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?
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    I would rather try to carry 10 grocery bags in each hand than take 2 trips to bring my groceries in.
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    I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.
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    The only time I look forward to a red light is when I'm trying to finish a text.
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    How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear what they said?
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    I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars teams up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front.. Stay strong, brothers & sisters!
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    Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.
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    You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you've made up your mind that you just aren't doing anything productive for
    the rest of the day.
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    Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after DVDs? I don't want to have to restart my collection.
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    I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten page research paper that I swear I
    did not make any changes to.
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    I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? D@mnit!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voicemail.
    What'd you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away?
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    I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.
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    It should probably be called Unplanned Parenthood.
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    I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.
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    Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I'd bet everyone can find
    and push the Snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time every time...
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    I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lites than Kay.