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Random Christmas questions?

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Blitzer, Dec 12, 2005.

  1. Blitzer

    Blitzer Cool Cat

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    Jan 15, 2004
    The communist's play ground of OHIO
    What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Snowflakes.

    What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.

    Why does Santa have 3 gardens? So he can ho-ho-ho.

    Why was Santa's little helper depressed? Because he had low elf esteem.

    What do you call a cat on the beach at Christmas time? Sandy Claus!

    How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas? Fleece Navidad!

    What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite.

    How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer 'Olive'? Olive? Yeah, you know, "Olive the other reindeer used to laugh and call him names..."