What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Snowflakes. What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic. Why does Santa have 3 gardens? So he can ho-ho-ho. Why was Santa's little helper depressed? Because he had low elf esteem. What do you call a cat on the beach at Christmas time? Sandy Claus! How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas? Fleece Navidad! What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite. How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer 'Olive'? Olive? Yeah, you know, "Olive the other reindeer used to laugh and call him names..."