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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Aug 24, 2003.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    A New York family bought a ranch out West where they intended to raise cattle. Friends visited and asked if the ranch had a name.

    "Well," said the would-be cattleman, "I wanted to name it the Bar-J. My wife favored Suzy-Q, one son like the Flying-W, and the other wanted the Lazy-Y. So we're calling it the Bar-J-Suzy-Q-Flying-W-Lazy-Y."

    "But where are all your cattle?" the friends asked.

    "None survived the branding."