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Ran into another genius tonight.

Discussion in 'Cop Talk' started by CanIhaveGasCash, Feb 13, 2010.

  1. CanIhaveGasCash

    CanIhaveGasCash

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    Got a call of a discon at a restaurant, rowdy patron refusing to leave. My partner and I get there and they got the guy outside. I start talking to him and surprise! He's hammered.

    During his drunken, nonsensical, expletive laced diatribe, the perp pulls the old "do you know who I am" routine.

    Then he grows quite the pair and says "go ahead, arrest me" and puts his hands behind his back sarcastically. During this time my partner comes back, gives me the nod, and we hook him.

    The best part of all this is that subsequent search of his person produces a nice little bindle of coke.

    Here's a tip: Don't dare a cop to arrest you when you have coke in your pocket, because you might turn a little disorderly conduct into a Felony.
     
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    Deployment Solu Kydex Crafter

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    Oh, yes! We know who you are now!! Say Hi to Bubba for us!!!:rofl::rofl:
     
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    yep learned that back when Dragoon was a recruit, except when I was a kid it generally ended up with you getting an "attitude adjustment" (never did drugs so not an issue there) LOL
    I will say a cop (maybe) kicking my butt (cant recall) and me (maybe) ending up on the top of a squad after a smart A** comment really did turn a 15 year old kids life around. IMHO That sort of policing really needs to come back into use. (oh if it did happen thank you sir) :)
     
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    NRA_guy Unreconstructed

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    Ah, the good old days before everybody had video cameras.
     
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    The world seems to be overflowing with knuckleheads who are not anywhere near as smart as they think they are. It's almost like a disease.
     
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    PSGWSP!

    I really need to get a personalized plate with that on it....
     
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    Lol, or a bumper sticker that faces the inside of the transport cage.....like a parting joke to prisoners! Hmmmmm......
     
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    ....And...This week's Darwin Award goes to......:whistling:
     
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    glock192327 Where is eye

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    Man, it is cool, when the star's align, and an idiot proves himself. Should happen more often.
     
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    ROFLMAO man you gus crack me up at times:rofl:
     
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    DustyJacket Directiv 10-289

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    A genius for sure.

    At least when you arrived there was not blueberry pie running down the inside of the windows of the resaurant........... (long story)
     
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    Just in time to spend Valentines day quality time with a loved one.


    You guys will get a thank you card from bubba for that.
     
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    Blueiron, was that you that came up with that saying? I used that on Wed. this week. :thumbsup:
     
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    lawman800 Juris Glocktor

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    Sometimes, they just gift themselves to you, don't they?
     
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    I am not sure why, but just that image alone has me in tears... The story must be EPIC.
     
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    It kinda is. I'll have to find the funny stories thread. I forgot about it until I saw this thread.
     
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    So, who was he?
     
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    Play stupid games...