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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Glockrunner, Jun 1, 2004.

  1. Glockrunner

    Glockrunner HOOYA DEEPSEA

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    I was thinking about how a status symbol of today is those cell phones that everyone has clipped on. I can't afford one. So, I'm wearing my garage door opener.

    Employment application blanks always ask 'who is to be notified in case of an emergency.' I think you should write, "A Good Doctor!"

    You know, I spent a fortune on deodorant before I realized that people didn't like me anyway.

    I was thinking about old age and decided that it is 'when you still have something on the ball, but you are just too tired to bounce it'.

    I thought about making a fitness movie, for folks my age, and call it "Pumping Rust."

    I have gotten that dreaded furniture disease. That's when your chest is falling into your drawers!

    I know, when people see a cat's litter box, they always say, "Oh, have you got a cat?" Just once I want to say, "No, it's for company!"

    I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older. Then, it dawned on me, they were cramming for their finals. As for me, I'm just hoping God grades on the curve.