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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Aug 2, 2004.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    The subway car was packed. It was rush hour, and many people were
    forced to stand. One particularly cramped woman turned to the man
    behind her and said, "Sir, if you don't stop poking me with your thing,
    I'm going to the cops!"
    "I don't know what you're talking about miss - that's just my pay check
    in my pocket."
    "Oh really" she spat."then you must have some job,
    because that's the fifth raise you've had in the last half hour."