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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by pistolwhipped, Jun 20, 2003.

  1. pistolwhipped

    pistolwhipped ***FUBAR***

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    It's been raining for days here in sunny FLA. .
    We've been having some flooding. In fact , rain was up to my knee's and a guy came by in a boat.

    "Get in" , he says, "It's gonna get worse! "
    "I trust in the Lord", says I , "He will take care of me."

    A while later another guy comes by and the water is over my hips.
    "Jump in" he says, it's gonna get worse."
    " I trust in the Lord" ,says I, "He will take care of me."

    A while later another guy comes by and the water is up to my nose.
    "Get in", he says, "It's only going to get worse."
    "I trust in the Load" , says I , "He will take care of me."

    Finally the water goes over my head and I die and go to heaven.
    "Lord , you let me down out there." says I.
    "Let you down ?" the Lord says, "I sent three boats for you!"
    ;P ;J