Raider's fan & cat

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by zombie_dad, Oct 18, 2007.

  1. zombie_dad

    zombie_dad GOTOD # 0015

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    A guy walks into a bar wearing a Raider's jersey, and carrying a cat that also has a Raider's jersey on with a little Raider's helmet on his head, too.
    The guy says to the bartender, "Can my cat and I watch the Raider game here? My TV is broke and my cat and I always watch the game together".
    The bartender replies, "Normally, cats wouldn't be allowed in the bar, but it's not very busy in here right now, so you and the cat can have a seat at the end of the bar. But, if there's any trouble with you or the cat, I'll have to ask you to leave."
    The guy agrees, and he and his cat start watching the game. Pretty soon the Raiders kick a field goal and the excited cat jumps up on the bar and walks down the bar and gives everyone a high five.
    The bartender says, Hey, that's pretty cool! What does he do for a touchdown?"
    The guys answers, "I don't know, I've only had him for 2 years."
     
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    Juliet Lima Hawaiian Guy

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    Ouch, that hurts. Hey shouldn't that be changed to either the Rams or the Dolphins this year.
     

  3. zombie_dad

    zombie_dad GOTOD # 0015

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    Could be... but I don't "love to hate" them as much!