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Raffle

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, May 1, 2003.

  1. okie

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    Bubba & Earl were in the local bar enjoying a beer when they decided to get in on the weekly charity raffle.

    They bought five tickets each at a dollar a pop.

    The following week, when the raffle was drawn, each had won a prize.

    Earl won 1st prize, a year's supply of gourmet spaghetti sauce and extra-long spaghetti.

    Bubba won 6th prize, a toilet brush.

    About a week or so had passed when the men met back in the neighborhood bar for a couple of beers.

    Bubba asked Earl how he liked his prize, to which Earl replied,

    "Great, I love spaghetti! How about you, how's that toilet brush?"

    "Not so good," replied Bubba,

    "I reckon I'm gonna go back to usin' paper."