rabbit

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Oct 1, 2002.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

    Messages:
    64,670
    Likes Received:
    1,547
    Joined:
    Oct 28, 2001
    Location:
    Muskogee Ok.
    A little rabbit is happily running through the forest when
    he stumbles Upon a giraffe rolling a joint.

    The rabbit looks at her and says, "Giraffe, my friend, why do
    you do this? Come with me running through the forest. You'll
    see, you'll feel so much better!"

    The giraffe looks at him, looks at the joint, tosses it and
    goes off running with the rabbit.

    Then they come across an elephant doing coke. So the rabbit
    again says, "Elephant, my friend, why do you do this? Think
    about your health! Come running with us through the pretty
    forest. You'll see, you'll feel so good!"

    The elephant looks at them, looks at his razor, mirror and
    all, then tosses them and starts running with the rabbit and
    giraffe.

    The three animals then come across a lion about to shoot up.
    "Lion, my friend, why do you do this? Think about your health!
    Come running with us through the sunny forest. You will feel
    so good!"

    The lion looks at him, puts down his needle and starts to beat
    the crap out of the little rabbit.

    As the giraffe and elephant watch in horror, they look at him
    and ask, "Lion, why did you do this? He was merely trying to
    help us all!"

    The lion answers, "That little sucker makes me run around the
    forest like an idiot for hours every time he's on ecstasy!"
     
  2. Eddie C.

    Eddie C. Administrator Moderator CLM

    Messages:
    5,094
    Likes Received:
    38
    Joined:
    Feb 21, 2002
    Location:
    State of Confusion
    good one okie;f
     

  3. AC37

    AC37 SystemicAnomaly

    Messages:
    4,781
    Likes Received:
    337
    Joined:
    Dec 12, 2000
    Location:
    Provo, UT
    Hahahahaha!!! ;f