Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Sep 26, 2004.

  1. okie

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    Oct 28, 2001
    Muskogee Ok.
    Rabbi Stern rides his bike down the road, when a truck careens around =
    the corner, out of control, and broadsides the Rabbi.

    Father Flannery watches this event unfold, and as he runs toward the =
    Rabbi, he notices that Rabbi Stern first touches his forehead, then his =
    stomach, then each shoulder. As Father Flannery reaches the Rabbi, he =
    kneels and makes the sign of the cross himself.

    "Rabbi, I notice that you crossed yourself after getting up from the =
    accident. It's a miracle, must be! Have you seen the light? Do you =
    believe, man?"

    "Aw, heck no!" replied Rabbi Stern, "I was just checking."

    "Checking? Checking for what?"

    Rabbi Stern begins the ritual again, and follows each movement with: =
    "Spectacles... Testicles... Wallet... Watch!"