Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Dec 8, 2004.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Oct 28, 2001
    Muskogee Ok.
    A Kentucky teacher was quizzing her students. "Johnny, who signed the

    Declaration of Independence?" He said, "Damn if I know." She was a little

    put out by his swearing, so she told him to go home and to bring his

    father with him when he came back. Next day, the father came with his son,

    sat in the back of the room to observe. She started back in on her quiz

    and finally got back to the boy. "Now, Johnny, I'll ask you again. Who

    signed the Declaration of Independence?" "Well, hell, teacher," Johnny

    said, "I told you I didn't know." The father jumped up in the back,

    pointed a stern finger at his son, and said, "Johnny, if you signed that

    damn thing, hell, you damn well better admit it!"