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"Quiet"

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Glockdude1, Dec 5, 2002.

  1. Glockdude1

    Glockdude1 Federal Member CLM

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    "Quiet"

    A father and son went hunting together for the first time.
    The father said, "Stay here and be VERY QUIET. I'll be
    across the field."A little while later, the father heard a
    bloodcurdling scream and ran back to his son."What's
    wrong?" the father asked. "I told you to be quiet."The
    son answered: "Look, I was quiet when the snake
    slithered across my feet. I was quiet when the bear
    breathed down my neck. I didn't move a muscle when the
    skunk climbed over my shoulder.I closed my eyes and
    held my breath when the wasp stung me. I didn't cough
    when I swallowed the gnat. I didn't cuss or scratch when
    the poison oak started itching.

    But when the two chipmunks crawled up my pant legs and said, 'Should we eat them here, or take them with us?"

    Well, I just panicked!!!!

    ;N