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Quickie

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Righttoown, Jul 2, 2006.

  1. Righttoown

    Righttoown

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    Subject: Quickie
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    >>> The only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie with their
    >>> 8 year old son in the apartment was to send him out on
    >>> the balcony with a Popsicle and tell him to report on all
    >>> the neighborhood activities.
    >>>
    >>> He began his commentary as his parents put their
    >>> plan into operation:
    >>>
    >>> "There's a car being towed from the parking lot",
    >>> he shouted.
    >>>
    >>> A few moments passed ... "An ambulance just drove by"
    >>>
    >>> A few moments later,
    >>>
    >>> "Looks like the Anderson's have company", he called out.
    >>>
    >>> "Matt is riding a new bike...."
    >>>
    >>> A few moments later,
    >>>
    >>> 'Looks like the Sanders are moving"
    >>>
    >>> "Jason is on his skate board...."
    >>>
    >>> A few more moments,
    >>>
    >>> "The Coopers are having sex!!"
    >>>
    >>> Startled, Mother and Dad shot up in bed!!!
    >>>
    >>> Dad cautiously asked, "How do you know they are having sex?"
    >>>
    >>> "Jimmy Cooper is standing on his balcony with a Popsicle too."