quick bring me a beer before it starts

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  1. lethal tupperwa

    lethal tupperwa

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    A man came home from work, sat down in his favorite chair,turned on the
    TV, and said to his wife, "Quick, bring me a beer before it starts."

    She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer. When he finished it,
    he said, "Quick, bring me another beer. It's gonna start."

    This time she looked a little angry, but brought him a beer. When it was
    gone, he said, "Quick, another beer before it starts."

    "That's it!" She blows her top, "You bastard! You waltz in here, flop your
    fat ass down, don't even say hello to me and then expect me to run around
    like your slave. Don't you realize that I cook and clean and wash and iron
    all day long?"

    The husband sighed. "Oh ****, it's started."
     
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    Roddy

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