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quick bring me a beer before it starts

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by lethal tupperwa, Apr 28, 2004.

  1. lethal tupperwa

    lethal tupperwa

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    A man came home from work, sat down in his favorite chair,turned on the
    TV, and said to his wife, "Quick, bring me a beer before it starts."

    She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer. When he finished it,
    he said, "Quick, bring me another beer. It's gonna start."

    This time she looked a little angry, but brought him a beer. When it was
    gone, he said, "Quick, another beer before it starts."

    "That's it!" She blows her top, "You bastard! You waltz in here, flop your
    fat *** down, don't even say hello to me and then expect me to run around
    like your slave. Don't you realize that I cook and clean and wash and iron
    all day long?"

    The husband sighed. "Oh ****, it's started."
     
  2. Roddy

    Roddy

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