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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by pistolwhipped, Oct 21, 2002.

  1. pistolwhipped

    pistolwhipped ***FUBAR***

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    Why is the third hand on a watch called a second hand ;d

    Is it good if a vacuum sucks ;d

    Why do "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing ;d

    Why do "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same thing ;d

    Why do tug boats boats push barges ;d

    Why do we go to a ball game and sing "Take Me Out To The Ball Game";d

    Why are stands called stands when they are made for sitting ;d

    Why is "after dark" not called "after light ;d "

    Doesn't "expecting the unexpected" make the unexpected , expected ;d

    Why do "overlook" and "oversee" not mean the same thing ;d

    Why is "Phonics" not spelled the way it sounds ;d

    If all the world is a stage , where is the audience sitting ?

    If love is blind , why is lingerie so popular ;d

    Why is bra singular and panties plural ;d

    Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle ;d
    ;g ;P ;Q
     
  2. Canuke

    Canuke Resident Alien

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    How come "monosyllabic" isn't?
     

  3. hermosabeach

    hermosabeach Coffee Drinker

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    Why do you drive in a parkway?
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    Park in a Driveway??





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  4. N4CDLAW

    N4CDLAW MI Refugee

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    Why is there braille bumps on my drive-through ATM?
     
  5. Dresden

    Dresden Is it Plastic??

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    Imagine a blind man reading a stop sign at 60 MPH ;P