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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by aspartz, Mar 30, 2008.

  1. aspartz

    aspartz

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    1. Can you cry underwater?

    2. Why do you have to "put your two cents in" ... but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?

    3. What disease did cured ham actually have?

    4. If a deaf person has to go to court, it is still called a hearing?

    5. Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?

    6. Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.

    7. If the "Professor" on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in the boat?

    8. Do the "Alphabet Song" and "Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star" have the same tune?

    9. Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
     
  2. oceanwarrior

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    10. If a pig loses it's grunt,does it become disgruntled?

    11. Do Roman Paramedics call IV's "fours"?

    12. If you spin an oriental person around,does he get
    disoriented?

    13. How come you get a dozen Hot Dogs but only ten buns
    per package?

    14. Why do the expressions "smart man"and "wise guy"
    Don't mean the same thing?

    oceanwarrior
     

  3. TPK

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    Why do you drive on parkway and park on a driveway?

    If pro is the opposite of con, then is Congress the opposite or progress?
     
  4. eddief4

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    .....nothing to add:whistling:
     
  5. pt945

    pt945 GLOCK 17

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    do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultry

    if olive oil comes from olives where does baby oil come from

    if you fire an electrician is he delighted?
     
  6. miwall

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    Oceanwarrior wrote:
    You get 8 dogs and 10 buns! Where do you shop??
    JK
     
  7. Gallowglass

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    If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?

    How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn't live there?