Questions in life

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  1. scooterbear

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    Questions in life


    If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?


    If money doesn't grow on trees, then why do banks have branches?
     
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    Can I drink soda on my coffee break?

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    mtnflk75 Hermit..,..

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    Why are "Yellow Frieght" trucks Orange??
     
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    218 Glock 'n Roll

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    Why are they called apartments if they are so close together?

    Why are they called "pair of pants" if you only get one?

    Why are they called "buildings" if they are already built?

    If your on a lunch break, can you have dinner?


    Just my offerings

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  5. Adams454

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    Where does your lap go when you stand up.

    Why are man-to-man talks always between a man and a boy.
     
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    Why do we park in a driveway and drive on a parkway?
     
  7. trcubed

    trcubed Senior Member

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    Why are there Braille dots on drive-up ATM's?


    If you're in a car driving at the speed of light and turn on the headlights, what happens?


    What happened to the fish during Noah's flood?



    editted...and I don't want to say why!