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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Glockrunner, May 2, 2006.

  1. Glockrunner

    Glockrunner HOOYA DEEPSEA

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    Q. What do you call an Amish guy with his hand up a horse's b*tt?

    A. A mechanic.

    Q. What does it mean when the flag is flying at half-mast at the Post Office?

    A. They are hiring.

    Q. What's the difference between driving in the fog and 69-ing?

    A. When driving in the fog, you can't see the *sshole in front of you.

    Did you hear about the dyslexic Rabbi?

    He walks around saying "Yo".

    Did you hear Cher is going to join the Spice Girls?

    They're going to call her Old Spice.