Q: What's the difference between a gynecologist and a genealogist? A: genealogist looks up the family tree. A gynecologist looks up the family bush. Q: What do Disney World & VIAGRA have in common? A: They both make you wait an hour for a two minute ride. Q: What's the difference between a pick pocket and a peeping Tom? A: A pick pocket snatches watches. Q: How can you spot the blind guy at the nudist colony? A: It's not hard. Q: What is the difference between women and computers? A: A women will not take a 3.50 inch floppy. Q: Why are New Yorkers always depressed? A: The light at the end of their tunnel is New Jersey.