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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Glockrunner, Oct 15, 2002.

  1. Glockrunner

    Glockrunner HOOYA DEEPSEA

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    Q: What's the difference between a gynecologist and a genealogist?
    A: genealogist looks up the family tree. A gynecologist looks up the family bush.

    Q: What do Disney World & VIAGRA have in common?
    A: They both make you wait an hour for a two minute ride.

    Q: What's the difference between a pick pocket and a peeping Tom?
    A: A pick pocket snatches watches.

    Q: How can you spot the blind guy at the nudist colony?
    A: It's not hard.

    Q: What is the difference between women and computers?
    A: A women will not take a 3.50 inch floppy.

    Q: Why are New Yorkers always depressed?
    A: The light at the end of their tunnel is New Jersey.
     
  2. matt3310

    matt3310 who me???

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    ;f ;f ;f those are GREAT!!!;f ;f ;f
     

  3. Eddie C.

    Eddie C. Administrator Moderator CLM

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    Excellent Glockrunner!:) :) :)
     
  4. Micad

    Micad

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    Q: What is the difference between a group of pigmies and a women's track team?
    A: The pigmies are a cunning bunch of runts.

    Q: What is the difference in a Nun and a woman taking a bath?
    A: The Nun has hope in her soul.