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Q; How Many Lawyers Does It Take To Screw In A Light

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Mar 21, 2004.

  1. okie

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    A: Whereas The Party Of The First Part, Also Known As
    'Lawyer', And The Party Of The Second Part, Also
    Known As 'Light Bulb', Do Hereby And Forthwith Agree
    To A Transaction Wherein The Party Of The Second
    Part (Light Bulb) Shall Be Removed From The Current
    Position As A Result Of Failure To Perform
    Previously Agreed Upon Duties, I.E., The Lighting,
    Elucidation, And Otherwise Illumination Of The Area
    Ranging From .....