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Puppy Philosophy

Discussion in 'Woof Memorial Critter's Corner' started by scowan007, Aug 31, 2004.

  1. scowan007

    scowan007 memberrific!!!

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    "If you can't chew on it, pee on it."

    Please feel free to add your own observations;)
     
  2. Jon509

    Jon509

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    "If someone is squeaking your toy, propmtly retrieve it and squeak it until they are crazy."
    My Dachshund does this constantly.

    Jon
     

  3. MrsKitty

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    "Never forget the food on the table/in your people's hands is better than the food in your bowl."
     
  4. Ender

    Ender ComfortablyNumb

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    if your master makes you mad, do one of many things...

    poop constantly in the basement

    pee on his bed

    tear up his girlfriend's shoes

    be so cute he can't stand to yell at you for long

    jump on his balls at unexpected times

    bump his hand up while hes typing this thread to he gives you your much deserved attention
     
  5. Slobberchops

    Slobberchops WTF?!?!?

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    Shread the pillows the make it look like it snowed in the house!
     
  6. scowan007

    scowan007 memberrific!!!

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    Always lick your butt before licking your person's face.