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Discussion in 'Woof Memorial Critter's Corner' started by scowan007, Aug 31, 2004.
"If you can't chew on it, pee on it."
Please feel free to add your own observations
"If someone is squeaking your toy, propmtly retrieve it and squeak it until they are crazy."
My Dachshund does this constantly.
"Never forget the food on the table/in your people's hands is better than the food in your bowl."
if your master makes you mad, do one of many things...
poop constantly in the basement
pee on his bed
tear up his girlfriend's shoes
be so cute he can't stand to yell at you for long
jump on his balls at unexpected times
bump his hand up while hes typing this thread to he gives you your much deserved attention
Shread the pillows the make it look like it snowed in the house!
Always lick your butt before licking your person's face.