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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Bonk, Aug 16, 2005.
What's the main part of that joke which ends with "Rectum? damn near killed 'em!"
I'm not sure, but I think it had something to do with a mall ninja, a ceramic plate and some duct tape.
The way I heard it:
The teacher was asking kids what they did during the school break. Little johnny, ever the troublemaker, said "I lit firecrackres and stuck them in a frogs butt!" to which the teacher corrected: "Rectum johnny rectum." With a big grin johnny replied "Wrecked them? Damn nere killed them!"
Jay, I think that's it, thanks.
Been bothering me for a week.