punchline, but no joke...

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  1. Bonk

    Bonk Millennium Member

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    What's the main part of that joke which ends with "Rectum? damn near killed 'em!"

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    GotGlock1917 Lifetime Member

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    I'm not sure, but I think it had something to do with a mall ninja, a ceramic plate and some duct tape. ;)
     

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    jayfarm Grumpy Gun Nut

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    The way I heard it:

    The teacher was asking kids what they did during the school break. Little johnny, ever the troublemaker, said "I lit firecrackres and stuck them in a frogs butt!" to which the teacher corrected: "Rectum johnny rectum." With a big grin johnny replied "Wrecked them? Damn nere killed them!"
     
  4. Bonk

    Bonk Millennium Member

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    Jay, I think that's it, thanks.

    Been bothering me for a week. :)