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Public Service Announcement: Good and Bad Dog Jokes

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by jhfenton, Oct 23, 2002.

  1. jhfenton

    jhfenton Evil Marathoner

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    Good Dog Joke:

    The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman, and a Bulldog are in a doggie bar having a cool one when a good-looking female Belgian Tervuren comes up to them and says, "Whoever can say liver and cheese in a sentence can have me." So the Doberman says, "I love liver and cheese." The Belgian says, "That's not good enough." The Bulldog says, "I hate liver and cheese." She says, "That's not creative." Finally the Chihuahua says, "Liver alone...cheese mine!"

    Bad Dog Jokes (Please avoid):

    How do you catch a runaway dog?
    Hide behind a tree and make a noise like a bone!

    (Additional bad jokes deleted as an additional public service)
     
  2. Steve Koski

    Steve Koski Got Insurance? Millennium Member

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    The good one can stay, the rest of them must go.
     

  3. jhfenton

    jhfenton Evil Marathoner

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    So judgmental!

    Still, I deleted most of them as a further public service. I just left the first as an example.

    The large collection of bad jokes was a protest anyway. I thought that the One Man Thread was a worthy forum in its own right.
     
  4. Blast

    Blast 'nuff said

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    A petition thread requesting a total nonsense forum where the magnificent 7 (Alex_Knight, Chutethemall, Eddie_C, jhfenton, mally_b, mjs, and yours truly) and anybody else can go crazy is needed.;g
     
  5. Alex_Knight

    Alex_Knight

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    I agree. I'm going stir crazy.


    Ohhhhh!!! That's gonna leave a mark ! ! ! ! !
     
  6. jhfenton

    jhfenton Evil Marathoner

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    Actually we can just hijack any thread we choose, including this one. Of course, it's my thread, and I hereby consent, so it's not really hijacking....
     
  7. jhfenton

    jhfenton Evil Marathoner

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    Magnificent 7 Thread!

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  8. jhfenton

    jhfenton Evil Marathoner

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    Actually, we could always hijack joe's sticky thread, just for the sake of convenience. :)
     
  9. kentley

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    Good Idea fenton! Glad your back to your evil self.
     
  10. Alex_Knight

    Alex_Knight

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    Yeah, but I really like Joe. Maybe a 'mere' hi-jacking would be less painful. ;f

    Good to see you all alive and kicking.
     
  11. jhfenton

    jhfenton Evil Marathoner

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    I am always evil. I am just busier at some times than at others.

    Magnificent Seven Thread? Does kentley make eight? Let's be inclusive.

    Magnificent Thread!

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  12. Hank Rearden

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    I feel sorry for the new people who come on board and missed the opportunity to experience the One Man Thread.

    I gotta get a tissue...............;1 ;1 ;1
     
  14. jhfenton

    jhfenton Evil Marathoner

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    Me too. I also feel sorry for people like me, that lived through it, but were too strung out on model glue to remember it. I did post in that thread, didn't I?
     
  16. Blast

    Blast 'nuff said

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    Sure, Kentley and even our friend to the north, Westicle.
    We should probably include alot of those who frequent GNG and Political Issues; some are in desperate need of a little lighthearted humor.
     
  17. jhfenton

    jhfenton Evil Marathoner

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    always a good time....

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  18. Eddie C.

    Eddie C. Administrator Moderator CLM

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    I missed you guys! *sniff* Eddie ;3
     
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    jhfenton Evil Marathoner

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  20. Blast

    Blast 'nuff said

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    AWWWWWWWWWW...;a

    Hmmmmmm...you know John, a 90 degree rotation to port would certainly alter the theme;N