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Public Facilities in London

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Gunrnr, Jul 20, 2003.

  1. Gunrnr

    Gunrnr Senior Goofoff Millennium Member

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    An American tourist in London found himself needing to take a leak
    something terrible. After a long search he just couldn't find any public bathroom to relieve himself. So he went down one of the side streets to take care of business. Just as he was unzipping, a London police officer showed up.

    "Look here, old chap, what are you doing?" the officer asked. "I'm sorry," the American replied, but I really got to take a leak." "You can't do that here," the officer told him. "Look, follow me." The police officer led him to a beautiful garden with lots of grass, pretty flowers, and manicured hedges.

    "Here," said the policeman,"whiz away."

    The American tourist shrugged, turned, unzipped, and started relieving himself on the flowers. "Ahhh," he said in relief. Then turning toward the officer, he said, "This is very nice of you. Is this British courtesy?"

    "No," retorted the policeman. "It's the French Embassy."
     
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    okie GT Mayor

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    That will work:cool: