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Publci Schools.....

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by kentley, Oct 11, 2002.

  1. kentley

    kentley

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    It's the first day of kindergarten, and the teacher decides to do taste association. 'I'll blindfold you and give you a lifesaver, and you tell me what flavor it is,' she tells the children. So she gives them all a cherry flavor, and says, 'What flavor is that?'

    The whole class answers 'Mmmm, that's cherry.'

    'Very good,' the teacher replies. So she gives them all a grape and they reply, 'Mmm, that's grape.'

    'Very good,' she says again.

    Then she gives them all a honey flavor. The whole class sits perplexed by the strange taste, so the teacher says 'OK, I'll give you a hint, it's something your parents might call each other.'

    Billy spits his out on the floor and yells, 'Spit 'em out everyone, they're an (hole at the end of a Donkey)
     
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  3. Eddie C.

    Eddie C. Administrator Moderator CLM

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    Good one kentley!;f ;f ;f