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Prospective Yale Student

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by lethal tupperwa, Jun 11, 2003.

  1. lethal tupperwa

    lethal tupperwa

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    A prospective student from Texas was visiting Yale, but he was
    having problems finding the library. He spotted a well-dressed,
    proper-looking student crossing the street, so he decided to ask
    him where the library was.

    "Excuse me, mister. Can you tell me where the library's at?" the
    Texan inquired.

    "My good sir, people of good taste and upbringing know that you
    should never end a sentence with a preposition. Any student at
    Yale knows that. I suggest you review your grammar rules before
    even considering attending this fine institution."

    "Oh, I see, mister. Well, then, can you tell me where the
    library's at, assho**?"