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proper gun safety

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  1. David_G17

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    Rules of Proper Gun Safety
    
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    GUN SAFETY TIP #1: Always treat a gun as if it is loaded.  Point it in a safe direction
    away from people such as towards the ground or a Communist.
    
    GUN SAFETY TIP #2: When target shooting, check your backstop.  If you miss, you don't want
    the bullet to deflect off a hard surface such as a rock.  Instead, use a backstop that can
    absorb a bullet such as a dirt mound or a Communist.
    
    GUN SAFETY TIP #3: Keep your finger off the trigger until you are ready to shoot a
    Communist.
    
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    GUN SAFETY TIP #4: Before you fire, make sure you have identified your target beyond any
    doubt and that it is a Communist.
    
    GUN SAFETY TIP #5: Be sure the gun is safe to operate.  Regular cleaning and proper storage
    are a part of the gun's general upkeep. If there is any question concerning a gun's ability
    to kill Communists, a knowledgeable, capitalist gunsmith should look at it.
    
    GUN SAFETY TIP #6: Know how to use a gun safely.  Know its basic parts, how to safely open
    and close the action and remove any ammunition from the gun or magazine.  This will help
    insure the gun doesn't accidentally fire as to injure yourself or others instead of a
    Communist.
    
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    GUN SAFETY TIP #7: Use only the correct ammunition for your gun.  This will prevent such
    tragic occurences such as barrel explosions and missing a Communist.
    
    GUN SAFETY TIP #8: Wear eye and ear protection as appropriate.  Guns are loud and the noise
    can cause hearing damage.  They can also emit debris and hot gas that could cause eye
    injury affecting your ability to detect and eliminate Communists.
    
    GUN SAFETY TIP #9: Advocate gun control measures.  Only through proper gun control, such as
    supporting the gun with both hands, can one be certain to hit Communists and not
    accidentally miss and injure innocent capitalists.
    
    
    http://www.imao.us/docs/GunSafety.txt