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Proper Golf Etiquette

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by KY Moose, Mar 27, 2004.

  1. KY Moose

    KY Moose

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    Two men were having an awfully slow round of golf because the two ladies in front of them managed to get into every sand trap, lake and rough on the course. They didn't bother to wave the men on through, which is proper golf etiquette.

    After two hours of waiting and waiting, one man said, "I think I'll walk up there and ask those gals to let us play through." He walked out onto the fairway, got halfway to the ladies, stopped, turned around, and came back, explaining, "I can't do it. One of those women is my wife and the other is my mistress! Maybe you'd better go talk to them."

    The second man walked toward the ladies, got halfway there and, just as his partner had done, stopped, turned around, walked back, and said, "Small world.