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Promises that speak of true friendship

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by NCwriter, Apr 19, 2007.

  1. NCwriter

    NCwriter Senior Member

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    1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

    2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

    3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid.

    4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

    5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.

    6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.

    7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.

    8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ***.

    9. This is my oath.....and I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask? Because you are my friend.


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