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· Viva Hate
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Ok, so far we have established:

1. Do not talk about Project Mayhem to non members
2. Don't talk **** about nonmembers and other forums, joking about them is ok - just no ***** sessions.
3. Don't raid/plunder/pillage other forums.
4. No word association games (I swear to God, I will lock them like like a mother****er).
5. Probably no threads dedicated solely to reproductive organs.
6. Try to refrain from editing Kilgore's posts for my own amusement.
7. No prayer requests - unless something unpleasant has happened to your testes, your dog has died or you have no mind altering substances.
8. The jiggly GIF was a thing of beauty, but that's about as far as it goes. Nudes will be removed and will get threads locked... Unless they are of me fighting knife wielding assassins in a steam room a la "Eastern Promises".

Now... I will restate - please let me know of any suitable candidates for Project Mayhem - by PM preferrably.

Also, feel free to ***** about the contents of this sticky... there will be cemented rules when Eric lays 'em out.

Have a great chip on your shoulder carrying Durden day!
 

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PeterJasonMN;11340912 said:
As unofficial mod-in-pending, NO prayer threads unless you're kicked in the balls, your dog dies, or you're out of beer.
How about if I get kicked in the balls, pour beer on them to make them feel better, my dog licks the beer off my balls, and then dies from shame? Does that warrant a prayer?
 

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How often do we get to mutiny?
 

· Viva Hate
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Swan1172;11341027 said:
How about if I get kicked in the balls, pour beer on them to make them feel better, my dog licks the beer off my balls, and then dies from shame? Does that warrant a prayer?
You will be in my prayers.
 

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Swan1172;11341027 said:
How about if I get kicked in the balls, pour beer on them to make them feel better, my dog licks the beer off my balls, and then dies from shame? Does that warrant a prayer?
Suicide. Self. Now.







drew
 

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MarksGlock22;11340713 said:
Maybe I dont want to have a ****ing Durden day. You ever think of that? Maybe I wanna have a MarksGlock22 day!
You'll have a Durden day and you'll like it.
 

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deadday;11341979 said:
Suicide. Self. Now.







drew
Would you feel better if I used your dog instead? :rofl:
 

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Swan1172;11342656 said:
Would you feel better if I used your dog instead? :rofl:
If everyone that licked your balls died of shame, there would be a lot of dead hookers around... oh... nevermind.
 

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TylerDurden;11342733 said:
If everyone that licked your balls died of shame, there would be a lot of dead hookers around... oh... nevermind.
But, miraculously, my wife of going on 14 years would still be standing...
 

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Swan1172;11343675 said:
But, miraculously, my wife of going on 14 years would still be standing...
:rofl:
 

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Swan1172;11342656 said:
Would you feel better if I used your dog instead? :rofl:
This tongue touches noones balls but mine dammit!




Errr...uh...wait...NO, YOU CAN'T USE MY DOG, THAT'S GROSS!!!!!





DREW
 
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