[TylerDurden]

Ok, so far we have established:

1. Do not talk about Project Mayhem to non members
2. Don't talk **** about nonmembers and other forums, joking about them is ok - just no ***** sessions.
3. Don't raid/plunder/pillage other forums.
4. No word association games (I swear to God, I will lock them like like a mother****er).
5. Probably no threads dedicated solely to reproductive organs.
6. Try to refrain from editing Kilgore's posts for my own amusement.
7. No prayer requests - unless something unpleasant has happened to your testes, your dog has died or you have no mind altering substances.
8. The jiggly GIF was a thing of beauty, but that's about as far as it goes. Nudes will be removed and will get threads locked... Unless they are of me fighting knife wielding assassins in a steam room a la "Eastern Promises".

Now... I will restate - please let me know of any suitable candidates for Project Mayhem - by PM preferrably.

Also, feel free to ***** about the contents of this sticky... there will be cemented rules when Eric lays 'em out.

Have a great chip on your shoulder carrying Durden day!

 

[OXCOPS]

 

[norm357]

This thread is sticky.

 

[MarksGlock22]

Maybe I dont want to have a ****ing Durden day. You ever think of that? Maybe I wanna have a MarksGlock22 day!

 

[PeterJasonMN]

As unofficial mod-in-pending, NO prayer threads unless you're kicked in the balls, your dog dies, or you're out of beer.

 

[BigPhil]

As unofficial mod-in-pending, NO prayer threads unless you're kicked in the balls, your dog dies, or you're out of beer.

I second this motion.

 

[Swanny]

As unofficial mod-in-pending, NO prayer threads unless you're kicked in the balls, your dog dies, or you're out of beer.

How about if I get kicked in the balls, pour beer on them to make them feel better, my dog licks the beer off my balls, and then dies from shame? Does that warrant a prayer?

 

[BigPhil]

hmmmm....quite the quandary.

 

[Texas357]

How often do we get to mutiny?

 

[TylerDurden]

How about if I get kicked in the balls, pour beer on them to make them feel better, my dog licks the beer off my balls, and then dies from shame? Does that warrant a prayer?

You will be in my prayers.

 

[deadday]

How about if I get kicked in the balls, pour beer on them to make them feel better, my dog licks the beer off my balls, and then dies from shame? Does that warrant a prayer?

Suicide. Self. Now.







drew

 

[TylerDurden]

Maybe I dont want to have a ****ing Durden day. You ever think of that? Maybe I wanna have a MarksGlock22 day!

You'll have a Durden day and you'll like it.

 

[MacG22]

Suicide. Self. Now.







drew

I cannot agree more. Jesus.

 

[Swanny]

Suicide. Self. Now.







drew

Would you feel better if I used your dog instead? :rofl:

 

[TylerDurden]

Would you feel better if I used your dog instead? :rofl:

If everyone that licked your balls died of shame, there would be a lot of dead hookers around... oh... nevermind.

 

[Swanny]

If everyone that licked your balls died of shame, there would be a lot of dead hookers around... oh... nevermind.

But, miraculously, my wife of going on 14 years would still be standing...

 

[KilgoreTrout]

But, miraculously, my wife of going on 14 years would still be standing...

:rofl:

 

[TylerDurden]

But, miraculously, my wife of going on 14 years would still be standing...

:rofl:

 

[deadday]

Would you feel better if I used your dog instead? :rofl:

This tongue touches noones balls but mine dammit!

Errr...uh...wait...NO, YOU CAN'T USE MY DOG, THAT'S GROSS!!!!!





DREW

 

[KilgoreTrout]

^ where did you get that ewok?